71 Best Snapchat Captions for Party

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Snapchat Captions for Party

  1. I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.
  2. It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
  3. Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
  4. No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
  5. I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
  6. Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow.
  7. Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ♥
  8. Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch.
  9. If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.
  10. I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.
  11. Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.
  12. It’s Friday and I’m ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops.
  13. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot?
  14. If you don’t get caught, everything is legal.
  15. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  16. I have found the often forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission.
  17. Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.
  18. Doobie or not doobie.
  19. You know you’re drunk when you fall off the floor.
  20. Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
  21. “When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.
  22. But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.
  23. I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
  24. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
  25. Drunk words are sober thoughts.
  26. I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
  27. There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.
  28. Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not.
  29. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
  30. Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
  31. No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.
  32. I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
  33. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
  34. How come stupid things seem so smart while you’re doing them.
  35. Question everything! Or shut up and be a victim of authority.
  36. When I’m good, I’m good…but when I’m bad I’m better.
  37. I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand
  38. times.
  39. If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
  40. I’m a firm believer that sometimes its right to do the wrong thing.
  41. Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.
  42. You call me an alcoholic, I just call it a damn good time.
  43. Party hardy. Drink Bacardi.
  44. One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor.
  45. Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow.
  46. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  47. Pour decisions
  48. A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
  49. We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.
  50. Are we having some drinks or are we having some dranks?!
  51. Years from now, I won’t remember every Friday night or the things that made us laugh so hard ‘til our stomachs hurt, but I will remember that you were the ones who were there.
  52. We could be a story in the morning but we’ll be a legend tonight
  53. Make mistakes, and laugh endlessly. Do things you’re afraid to do. After all, you’re only young once.
  54. Let’s make the most of the night, like we’re gonna die young.
  55. Trust me, you can walk home – Wine
  56. I didn’t text you, vodka did.
  57. “Cause I do this every night (’cause I do this every night’)”
  58. Happiness is…. a girls night out.
  59. Alcohol you later.
  60. A little party never killed nobody
  61. Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.
  62. Life was made for small moments like this.
  63. You just can’t sip with us.
  64. Do it for the after photo.
  65. I didn’t choose the frat life. The frat life chose me.
  66. Off to Fratland!
  67. You gotta crawl before you walk (for bar crawls)
  68. 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
  69. I’m just winging it. My life, my eyeliner, everything.
  70. Dress like you’re already famous.
  71. “Everybody notice white girls drink vodka sodas, jack and cokes will get you open, tequila shots are the dopest.”
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